I've been thinking about the concept of the double feature movie session, like Grindhouse. And when i was surfing the internet i found these two movies (Lesbian Vampire Killers and Doghouse) and i thought that they would make a fun midnight session.
First we have the Brit horror-comedy Lesbian Vampire Killers,and i think the title says it all. But it is the vampires who are the lesbians and not the killers. The killers are a pair of British comics who are huge over there but who nobody cares about anywhere else, what more could we ask in a movie. Okay, maybe some ninjas and Chuck Norris kicking ass.
First we have the Brit horror-comedy Lesbian Vampire Killers,and i think the title says it all. But it is the vampires who are the lesbians and not the killers. The killers are a pair of British comics who are huge over there but who nobody cares about anywhere else, what more could we ask in a movie. Okay, maybe some ninjas and Chuck Norris kicking ass.
Two no-hopers. One cursed village. A bus full of foreign female students and an army of salacious lesbian vampires. It's gonna be one hell of a night!
Eternal slacker Jimmy Maclaren and his friend, Fletch, are enjoying a walking holiday on The Moors. Thanks to an unfortunate series of events, they find themselves stuck in a remote cottage with a camper-van full of sexy foreign student girls, besieged by a hungry army of lascivious lesbian vampires.
Can they make it till dawn or will the Sapphic soul suckers bleed them dry?
The second movie is called Doghouse and it stars one of my favorite British actors Danny Dyer (Human Traffic, Severance) and Stephen Graham (Snatch, Gangs of New York).
The battle of the sexes just got bloody...
Vince is handling his divorce badly. He’s depressed. Gone to pieces. But his mates aren’t giving up on him. Struggling with their own mid-life troubles, they drag him off for a boy’s weekend in the country... which goes horribly twisted when they find themselves holidaying in a village overrun by psychotic, homicidal women.
Forced to hide out in the empty shops when their minibus driver also goes crazy, they’re cut off and helpless. And clueless. But then they encounter an injured soldier, the sole survivor of a bloody massacre, and discover that an airborne toxin is the cause of this disaster - a toxin that only affects women, turning them into man-hating, frenzied cannibals.
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